28 février 2010

C'est une fois un couple de passagers sur un train...

Imbécile, mais très drôle, reçue par courriel:

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.




Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.



At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying:


'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'


'I have a better idea, ' she replied ' Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'


'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.


'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'


After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

1 commentaire:

Jean-Philippe a dit…

On dirait presque que ça sent le "vé-cul".( J'ai honte de faire des jeux de mots pareils. Promis,après celui-là,j'arrête! )